| Everyone lives by their basic philosophy of life. | | | | 8. If you dig deep enough, you'll hit China |
| Children have their own innocent yet wacky view | | | | 9. If something falls on the floor, if you pick it up |
| of reality. Here are some of the things we | | | | quick enough there won't be any germs on it yet |
| believed when we were kids, so I assume many | | | | 10. There's a real "Boogey Man" and he can't be |
| still do. Hey, maybe we were right! | | | | killed. He can also change his size and shape. |
| | | | 11. We are the only country that has iPods, |
| 1. Santa Claus knows more than mom or God | | | | SpongeBob Squarepants, and McDonalds. |
| 2. If someone "triple dog dares you", then you | | | | 12. It's a United Nations law that no two countries |
| have to do it, it's in the Constitution | | | | can speak the same language - that's so you can |
| 3. When you get to heaven (a) everyone wears | | | | tell where they come from when they talk. New |
| white (b) you get to live with all your pets again | | | | countries have to make up new languages. |
| (c) God speaks English (so does everyone there) | | | | 13. When you move to another country, it takes |
| 4. When you're grown up, everything is free | | | | two or three days to learn the new language. |
| 5. Everything will be OK when I'm: pick an age: 16, | | | | 14. If you get frozen before you die, you can be |
| 18, 21... | | | | thawed out again later and you'll be OK - when I |
| 6. If my parents keep punishing me I'll run away | | | | grow up I'll put a people freezer in the basement |
| and (a) join the circus (b) become a pirate (c) go | | | | so we can escape any wars that come. |
| to the North Pole and work for Santa | | | | 15. The President is always the smartest man in |
| 7. Women can only get pregnant if they're | | | | America. |
| married, and 30 is too old | | | | |
