| How did those two-time losers USC and Michigan | | | | a given day, fight for their life in the Fiesta Bowl |
| get ahead of Boise State in the final football pole? | | | | against spunky and an unbeaten (Ra Ra Hooray!) |
| The top 3 should have been Florida, Boise State, | | | | Boise State University team (an hour-and-a-half or |
| and LSU. And wasn't it Auburn that put Florida to | | | | so up the road who has a horrible blue football |
| sleep during the season. So it was early in the | | | | field). |
| season. So what? It was in the season. | | | | Wouldn't it have been great to have Boise State |
| My top five is now official: Florida, Boise State, | | | | play LSU (who could beat the Green Bay Packers) |
| LSU, Auburn, and USC. | | | | and Florida play Ohio State and then the winners |
| Oh, what the heck. Unbeaten Boise State is first. | | | | play each other for the national championship? |
| My top 5 is now more official: Boise State, Florida, | | | | Darn! I left Oklahoma out again. We have to add |
| LSU, Auburn, and USC. | | | | two more games requiring each winning team to |
| Now, don't you feel a lot better? | | | | play twice. |
| Darn! I left Oklahoma out. It's Boise State, Florida, | | | | Okay, I've thought his out. |
| LSU, Oklahoma, Auburn, and USC. Sorry USC. I | | | | Here is the schedule we should have had: |
| still love you. | | | | Oklahoma against Boise State |
| I just knew the game for the national football | | | | Auburn against LSU |
| championship would be a dud. It often is. Ohio | | | | USC against Michigan |
| State had laid off so long it looked like they had | | | | Florida against Ohio State |
| never played the game. And Florida looked so | | | | Boise State would have then played LSU. USC |
| fresh and full of spunk. God Bless Em'. | | | | would have played Florida. |
| And I also felt that the Rose Bowl game would | | | | Finally, Boise State or LSU would have played |
| be a downer too. It was. USC came to play and | | | | Florida for the national championship. |
| Michigan was just glad to be in the California sun. | | | | I'm glad we worked that out. |
| Unsurprising to me, a self-made football expert | | | | But could it have been even more EXCITING |
| (I'm just kidding. This is Taylor Jones, the hack | | | | here in Idaho where everyone has GONE |
| writer) the other bowl games were terrific, the | | | | CRAZY? |
| best I've seen. | | | | I think Boise has victory parades scheduled up |
| And of course, the most exciting was to see that | | | | through August. |
| great Oklahoma team, that can beat anybody on | | | | |
